im fucking cryiNG OH MY GOD???? THIS GUY FROM SHREK
IS CALLED LORD FARQUAAD RIGHT??? AND FARQUAAD SOUNDS A LOT LIKE FUCKWAD WHEN U SAY IT
LORD FUCKWAD
HOW DID THAT ONE SLIP PAST
SAY IT WITH AN ENGLISH ACCENT
WHEN I SEE MY EX IN PUBLIC
IF I HAVE A NEW BOYFRIEND, I’M LIKE:
IF I DON’T, I’M LIKE:
what if grass licked your feet when you stepped on it
i would do a split
Oh my GOD
